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Sunday, December 12, 2010

Truth Be Told Victoria

Scantily clad, pantily plaid. Victoria Oh Victoria how strange and dreary are you? What do we do? The Holidays are fast approaching, and I will treat you to a massive holiday blog! a holy log of a blog.
I went to see leonard Cohen and see him i did. Something about him that makes me crave bagels with creamed cheese capers and lox. Not these dry doughy lame bagels that you claim are bagels here,but a boiled and fire oven baked jewish glory holed bagel. A Leos salted bagel from Hanover square. Mmmmm....you have not lived. Leonard,you were fantastic. You are sexy and I love you! Your band was slick and graceful. Your show was fabulous! All 3 1/2 hours of it. Though I would have rather heard another song by you instead of that awful song by your collaborator. Boogie street? Really? What a shitty song. Beautiful voice however.
i went to Big Bad Johns the other night. I liked the wharf side dive feel of this shitty little hole in the wall. Nothing good to drink there or eat, other than bottomless stale peanuts. The charm was in this. Bras on the ceiling and surprise jumping spiders that the perverted old bar keep liked to see us ladies jump out of our seats to. I haven't seen much in the last couple of weeks due to lack of funds.
I did go Logans on wednesday as it was free. The night was two guys that worked at the bar spinning records that were for trade. Henderson & Kaups record swap was the title of the night. Themusic was interesting as it seemed to flow seamlessly from afro funk to punk rock and all in between. I was surprised to hear some John Cale that wasn't from Paris 1919.
I went to see Dreamboat the other night at sugar. The opening bands really really sucked.
What was with the Christian lounge music act? Truly Terrible.Kristian Values? For real?
Hrd Sex and something something were alright,just felt like a joke. I'm finding a lot of this in music lately. Everything is a fuckin joke. Some things are supposed to be funny, others are not. It's like they're tjnking if I treat it as a joke I don't have to actually learn how to make music or be any good at all. Cuz who wants to work at any thing right?
Dreamboat delivered a great set that had the crowd moving in unison. Not too shabby.
A lot of young hipsters writhing and attempting punk rock moves in fashionable discontent.
Whatever, it was good.
Blah, Blah, blah, blahg!
Good coffee at Fernwood coffee shop, and great brunch at Logans. The Bennies are dilectable. Choux Choux has fantastic lunch. Gourmet food for cheap! Mmmmeat!
Truth be told Victoria, you are in me now, and you will be subject to my query of collective consciousness of your fair maiden.
My sincerest sympathies,
Max xo

3 comments:

  1. Victoria takes some getting used to... give it a few months, get in with the right crowd, and fuck man. It's a great city! If you haven't already, check out Smiths Pub on a Monday night.
    p.s. FACT: Dreamboat is amazing.

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  2. Hey Max, I read your write-ups from time to time, and since you seem to like Logan's I figured I would suggest you should check it out on New Year's eve. Interesting mix of entertainment. I think you mentioned you like High Arctic; I believe they'll be the main attraction. Growler is a veritable beer drinkin' axe slingin' piss-up. One of the opening acts is an uncanny band I saw a couple of years ago at a basement party in the summer. The music didn't impress me so much as the members... five disquieting --coked-up?-- maniacs. Anyway, they're back in the scene again for the kickoff of what appears to be an impressive Canadian tour. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001663455928#!/fujihakayito

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  3. "A lot of young hipsters writhing and attempting punk rock moves in fashionable discontent."

    punk rock is hip, and hip is punk rock. victoria has no rules.

    merry christmas max!!!

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