It is november and the people of this city are freaking out because of a few flakes of snow and some cool weather. This is still Canada. I understand that all must come to a screeching halt should any real accumulation take place. In many ways it feels as the though the city has been deep in snow now for some time. The hubristic attitude that pops it's head out puzzles me still.
People have told me to stop writing this. They don't understand why I am doing this. The things I review are either too negative, not detailed enough or the writing too poor.
They do not understand where I am coming from, or who the hell I think I am. I will add, many do.
Everything I state here is intended. The writing must remain simple and easy to understand. Reactive. Some may say I lack feeling. The feeling is reflective of you. I see how this can be difficult to comprehend. As an artist, a musician or a partaker of some sort, you are privileged in perhaps some how being able to see things with slightly different minds.
As to wether this contribution to this city is sufficient as some beacon or guide to what to do with yourselves. When it comes to you my little darlings with altered minds, I sincerely doubt it.
As for the rest of you who might think you are contributing something worth while to the artistic culture and make up of this city, I will be watching and listening and calling you on your work as I see it.
As for my experience and ability to judge with accuracy, I will leave that to you to decide for yourselves.
Know this, I am someone you have most likely met and conversed with. I am likely a friend or some one who has helped you further your artistic endeavors to some extent.
This is a forum where I am furthering your career further. Even if my comments are not favorable to you, I assure you, they are helpful to a degree.
We will come to know each other well as time goes by. Week after week we will converse here and there.
This is a city that lacks a great deal as far as what is available in the format of gallery and venue.
It is very frustrating coming from a city that has it all. From food to gallery to small stinky hole in the wall pleasure well. I hope that this city will offer up more as time passes. The good is sublime and the bad is truly terrible. Pizza is a great example. Victoria, your pizza is terrible. Pizza Prima Strada is an exception. Although they are a dine in exclusive spot. A wood oven Naples style pizza is the right way at least.
Wednesday I went to check out a small gallery on Fort street. Polychrome. The work was by J. MacGlaughlin. She is a local artist with roots in theatre, art and music. Her work was bland. Advertisements of the 50's and 60's altered and painted from tampered projection. The color schemes were dull and stark with contrast. The imagery of her work was almost always accompanied by a slogan. The window piece with it's diamond centered focal point and the 50's boy and girl on each side smiling in yellow and blue were accompanied by the slogan 'Thousands of Thrills in an Amazing World' stenciled above their heads while below the words 'How Would You Feel?' emblazzen the pastel yellow in guache blue.
This is to suggest we feel something. I felt distaste. The 'diner' style works would work in a kitsch diner on the lower east side.
The gallery itself isn't much of a gallery. It felt like it would be better off as a travel agency. I could see Ms. MacGlaughlins work donning the walls of some uber chique jet setters get away office for sure!
Later that night I dropped into logans briefly to check out Psych Night! with Kristian and Andy. These guys seemed really stoned. Their music wasn't really psychedelic , more funk and rock. The music kept switching from really scratchy sounding barely audible to blaring! It was a bit hard to take. I left.
Thursday I stayed in and ordered in some food from Shanghai Noodle. The vegetables tasted like they were from a can and the chicken seemed fresh! Odd. Good and bad.
Friday I went to Papparazzi night club for their Circus Side show night. It cost 8$ and was well worth it. The drinks were cheap and who doesn't like people who eat fire and glisten fancy! The odd world that was in these walls was a reminder of some of the bars back home. Good fun!
Saturday night 'Confronting New World Order' at the Ministry of casual living was direct and to the point.
Luke Woodyards installation focuses on the G20 in toronto. Anarchistic essay. I felt as an art installation there was a certain profound beauty to the visual aspect of the chaos that ensued their. It also focuses on the moronic nature of the radical edge. The Blac Bloc.
This is poetic political art. The issues are deep and cause powerful heated discussion. As just art, who doesn't like smoke and fire?
After I dropped in at Logans for a drink. Cover was cheap and the music was lame. DJ's?! Reggae DJs and dreadlocked hippie dancers. At least the mood and theme were
right in sync.
This coming week I will be in Vancouver to see a show. I will not be reviewing it as it is not in Victoria. So there will be no revue for Friday. Truth be told Victoria, I need a break from you. Hopefully you can muster up something good this week on the days I will be here.
Until then,
Max xo
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ReplyDeleteMax,
ReplyDeleteyou must understand that you are not the first person to critique this city's art and culture... there's quite possibly a more constructive and objective way to look at.. perhaps even more critically engaged and less petty... the trick to that city is to find peace in the beauty of it, and to rest assured things will remain fairly static, allowing you to develop a more honest approach to your own creative voice.
as a native to vancouver island, i both love and hate victoria... there are a few essays i published about this objective critique.. i speak of... pick up a copy of "us ones in between" at the Open Space reading room,
maybe you can gain a minor ammount of perspective on what its like to truly 'get' victoria.
Peer A Mid - amen. The problem I have with Max's work is not the poor grammar or her attempts to silhouette culture in Victoria next to that of New York (which of course is hilarious.) The real restriction here stems from a lack of humility. The assumption that Victorians can all be defined within Max's limited palate. It's not much of a true statement when critique emanates from stilted inspiration.
ReplyDeleteVery true. Max, you need to understand where you are. This is Victoria, the end of the road. It is where people come when they are sick of the pretentious shit that spills out of the the bigger cities across the country. It is where you can find an audience and a voice without being theory-of-the-nickle-down radio rock, or pop punk bubble gum. Like it or don't there is an aestetic here that you just don't seem to get.
ReplyDeleteyou really nailed it with the J Mchalauaghaian thing ;) ;) ;) shes gonna be very hurt when she reads that ;) lol ;) good job! ;)
ReplyDeleteSo I'm catching up on reading your blogs last night as I couldn't sleep and had a further thought when I woke up.
ReplyDelete***THIS IS FOR THE CRITIQUERS WHO SAY YOU ARE DOING NOTHING:
Well folks I own and run SIDESHOW, underground(hidden from the regular wankers) on lower johnson. I am one of the select people who enthusiastically also recomends other businesses/ musicians/ events, etc. just because they are worth it (no pay, free tickets, promo back, pre-fabricated friendship, I just recommend the good ones, as I see it - unheard of in Vic) While I am not moving ground or something massive - Max's blogs have further added enthusiasm & strength to my recomendations to the new TALK'S CHEAP record shop on Pandora and to hit up any of their events. So somebody is taking the good from these and passing it along.
Being that I believe in integrity and strongly represent it in this town(like you know, doing what one feel's is right not the most popular - totally foreign to you hipsters), my customers take my word very seriously.
And 'Anonymous' who stated people come here to escape pretentious shit - ***I Nominate you to win the most retarded backwards blog comment EVER!!!***
ReplyDeleteBC IS PRETENTIOUS. I'm from Toronto and have never ever run into such false pretentions in any other Canadian cities but Victoria & Vancouver. World travellers constantly comment about how ridiculous the pretentions in this city are - the whole world disagree's with ya yo!
Ever hear the well known saying 'The Best come from the West, and Beasts from the East' ???
Wow Sam. Your shop sounds Uber exclusive.
ReplyDeleteGuess I'll pipe in. It's a blog. calm down. Who cares if someone doesn't like something that somebody does blah blah blah. It's a blog. You can all start blogs.
ReplyDeleteIt's all kind of amusing however. but hey dudes, it's a blog.
I think it's more constructive to sway from labels like 'hipsters', 'artists', 'musicians', 'critics'. It's limited and alienating. I feel they are all are meaningless associations anyway. How unique can someone claim to be? You have a blog, you own a shop, you are an artist...blah blah.
I had another point...but that's all for now.
cheers.
oh yea...J McLaughlin (as it's spelled) is a friend of mine. I love her work. Of course not everyone will. I think she's OK with that. Otherwise there wouldn't really be a point in creating it.
ReplyDeleteok bye
max i wish you reviewed partys I went to, then i would know if they were good at all. or worthy of attendace by hipsters. or grammar!!
ReplyDeletehow are the kids mama?
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BC IS PRETENTIOUS ! And I should know I'm from Toronto! The keeping it real capital of Canada!
ReplyDeleteYo check it Sammy baby, I think you're ok I saw your kinda-noodee pics on the facebook and I also saw your nipz and your booty, great job that's kinda tite I guess although it's weird that a 34 y/o chick is showing her titties on family tubes don't you have little side show babies to dress up in vintage clothes or something... also you've got a funny face it somehow detracts from the sexiness of you
ReplyDelete"The whole world disagree's", eh Sam. Now that is a bold retarded statement.
ReplyDeleteI actually know some world travelers who talked so much smack about Victoria and Vancouver. I was traveling with this like dude from Melbourne, a guy from Berlin and this totally rad artist who was actually from Brooklyn.
ReplyDeleteWhich is so sweet, i almost lived there once but instead lived in Toronto, which they had all heard about before, all world travelers think toronto is so cool, and then I moved to Vic, all of them said Vic and Van are the most PRETENTIOUS places on earth. When they are world traveling, they definitely avoid Vic and Van. I'm going world traveling again soon cause its so sweet and I can.
Sam, you're a wreck and casualty. Victoria deserves you.
weird
ReplyDelete"I am one of the select people who enthusiastically also recomends other businesses/ musicians/ events, etc"
ReplyDeleteOMG YOU are the only person recommending good stuff in this town?! So great to finally not meet you! I WISH THAT OTHER PEOPLE WOULD TELL THEIR FRIENDS ABOUT GOOD STUFF WHEN THEY THINK THEIR FRIENDS WILL LIKE IT.
(real talk: You do not deserve the lame blog award for telling people about cool stuff)
Your recommendation of TALKS CHEAP events is cute too! But people who go to shows and see that guy around might have had the fortunate experience, like I have had, of learning that he's actually an asshole who makes fun on nice people!
SAM you should get a blog and tell everyone how underground lojo is the real pretense-free and happening part of Victoria! I hear there's some tunnels that run to UVIC.. try putting your shop there maybe business will PICK UP!
my previous comment appears to have been deleted.
ReplyDeleteWasn't me. Must've been really offensive.
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